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I Have One Speed … Go!
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We’ll Always Have Paris
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Utah! Get Me Two!
Pappas: It's time for lunch. Johnny Utah: Angelo, it's 10.30! Pappas: Right around that corner is a sandwich shop they sell meatball sandwiches. … [Read more...]
I Am Going to Pull Your Endocrine System out of Your Body
Gary Busey: If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body. … [Read more...]
What Do You Say I… Eat Your Pussy
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Back Off, Man. I’m A Scientist
Dr. Peter Venkman: Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol? Librarian Alice: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, … [Read more...]
I’m On My Hamburger Phone
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It’s Not A Tumor!
Lowell: It might be a tumor. Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. … [Read more...]
If My Calculations Are Correct
Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. … [Read more...]